Silence

There is beauty in silence; tranquility, peace, and letting yourself just BE for a little bit. It’s also very difficult for most of us to get to any silent place given families, occupations, hobbies, pets, annoying neighbors, nice neighbors, cars, car alarms, planes, trains, trucks, cell phones, computers, video games, television, movies, squirrels and chickens.

It’s amazing our ears don’t go on strike.

I’m going to be on what I like to call (in my old curmudgeonly way) ‘radio silence’ for the next week. No internet. No phone. No email or texting or viewing anything. And I am completely okay with it.

Consider yesterday’s scenario: I was driving between Job 1 and Job 2, scrambling to get everything done, and I realized I hadn’t heard from one of the sprogs in a week. An entire week. I hadn’t seen anything posted by him on social media of any kind, so I sent him a short message asking him to check in.

And nothing happened. No reply.

It seemed like ages went by. Years. Eons. After about twenty minutes, I decided he’d been kidnapped, or was being held as a hostage in his apartment, or he had had some kind of tragedy, or that he and his fiance had been done in by Lola (our somewhat-sketchy, totally Portland 1985 beige Volvo sedan). I sent a message to sprog’s fiance asking if everything was okay.

Nothing again.

Now Worst-Case-Scenario-Mom was amping up into full crazy-pants mode. It was time to check the hospitals and morgues, as soon as I could get off the damn road. Or maybe I’d done something so horrible, so atrocious, the two of them had decided to eliminate me from their lives. Because the only thing that explained a no-response was death, serious injury, or shunning me like an Amish stripper. (Full disclosure, I did NOT text while I was driving, nor did I check the phone while I was driving. Only at stoplights. I promise.)

I started the Litany of Motherhood, which we all know by heart, ” Please-let-him-be-okay, please-let-him-be-okay, please-let-him-be-okay…” My head knew I was being ridiculous, but the rest of me was in full panic. What if I never saw him again? What if I never got to tell him how amazing he is?

Then my phone beeped, and he texted me saying he’d been really busy and that all was well. Of course it was. It always had been. And that’s my point, here. (I do have one, really.)

We get used to seeing and hearing things constantly, with no wait time. We have no patience because we are instantly gratified at almost every turn. We all (and I am using the royal ‘we’) need to relax, unplug, and be grateful. Try it for a little while. You’ll be surprised how lovely things are when they aren’t on a five inch screen. Go outside. Take a hike. Or stay in and have a sun-bath on your couch while reading an actual book. Sketch. Run. Write. (And for me, switch to decaf.)

But make sure to check in with your mother first, so she knows that you haven’t been abducted by space aliens. Seriously, she will get to Def-Con 2 crazy-pants worry mode in a heartbeat.

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Back to Random

I saw something while working out this morning that made me smile/grimace.

(Yes, I was working out. Really. No, there wasn’t a piece of toast dangling in front of me like a carrot on a string. No container of Rocky Road either. Now stop – you’re distracting me…)

Working out. Smile/grimace. Wanted to share with you.

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What the ad said, out loud, was that these particular drugs cause a risk of a flesh-eating, genital gangrene.

Let that one sink into your mind-camera.

First, I am SO sorry that anyone, anywhere had to endure this enough to make it onto an ad. Second, I think we have a new punishment for rape. And third, they said ‘genital’ on early morning television. Right before a ‘Parks and Rec’ repeat.

Reality

Sometimes you get extra Magic Passes at Disneyland by asking a cast member an innocent question.

Sometimes you get a much bigger order when handed the bag at the drive-through.

And sometimes you get bad news. News that knocks you to your core and makes you reassess your life, your choices, and everything you’ve done for the past *mumble-mumble* years.

One of our friends from camp died a couple of weeks ago, someone we hadn’t seen or spoken to in maybe 25 years. He was a lovely, kind, talented man – gentle with kids, but honest in a way that never looked down on them. His music shaped camp while we worked there in college, and shaped the lives of hundreds of other young people both at camp and at the school where he taught for 30-plus years.

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This is Odo playing guitar and singing at a Sunday assembly at camp in the early 80’s. Darling husband and I were both counselors – he worked on the waterfront teaching sailing and I worked in the barn teaching riding. Being a fellow Oregonian, Odo always treated us with a conspiratorial wink, nod, and smile. We carpooled to and from camp a couple of times. We talked about the best stuff in Portland. We sang his songs and laughed at his jokes.

News of his death struck me hard. We weren’t best friends, we hadn’t seen each other in years, as I said before. But Odo had been really sick and I never knew it. I’m not trying to make this about me, honest… but I would have loved the opportunity to help him. To offer support, to offer comfort, to say, “hey, dude, I’ve got cancer too. I know how you feel.”

And that’s my reality now. Watching people die, or preparing to die myself. Is it going to happen soon? Who knows? Am I sick now? I don’t think so. But every time I get cocky and say I feel fine, stupid Timmy the Tumor pops back up, mocking me.

I love life. I love my friends and family, my darling husband, and my three delightful sprogs. I do NOT want to die anytime soon. But if I should head down that path, I hope that those close to me will lift me up with love. Odo was sent on his way with hundreds of people at his Celebration of Life. There were awesome stories about him, some of which we had never heard. There was music, wine, food, and laughter. So much laughter.

I think he would have loved it.

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Hello? Is anyone there?

*tap-tap-tap* Is this thing on? Am I doing this right?

Howdy, y’all. It’s been FOUR YEARS since my last blog post. FOUR YEARS. Wow. On the upside, I’m not dead yet. So there’s that…

What’s happened in four years? Let’s see… My sprogs are all well and doing okay. Oldest moved to Georgia with his fiancee and their daughter. Middle son is still local, working and planning a wedding with his fiance. Youngest is living with us and saving money so he doesn’t have to live with us forever. The Springer Spaniel of Eternal Badness left the earth a couple of years ago, and, oddly enough, we miss her. Kevin the Kitten is a middle-aged cat and acts the same. My darling husband is exploring new options in his teaching career, and has spent this current school year substituting in local classrooms.

Me? I had another cancer surgery in June of 2017, and am scheduled for one more this coming February. Stupid Timmy the Tumor keeps popping up here and there, which makes my delightful oncologist very cranky. I’m not terribly pleased, either. But it could be SO much worse – don’t believe for a second that I don’t know that. I’m healthy, but I happen to have a hitchhiker, kinda like the ghosts at the end of the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

Writing? What’s that? I’m not sure what happened, but somewhere I lost my writing mojo – or maybe I left it in the dryer and it shrank. It wasn’t that I didn’t want or need to write, just that I didn’t believe I had anything worth saying. And then, over this past week at least five or more people have asked me to write. To reactivate this blog. Not to give up. To keep pursuing and keep going.

So, my six readers, I am returning to blogging. To writing. To talking about my boring life as often as I can scrape off the imposteritis and sit my ass down and type something. Life is short, and it could very well be that mine will be shorter than the norm. I’m doing everything I can do about the cancer, I’ve lost weight, I’m working out, and the medical profession seems as pleased as they can be with my ginormous 56 year old self.

The Universe has spoken. I ain’t done yet.

Long live the Queen.

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A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam*

Darling husband and I have been in each other’s lives for more than (I can’t believe this) thirty-five years, and have been married for twenty-nine. I often get asked how we keep our marriage going; how we keep the flame alive in the day-to-day drudgery of work and family and chores. How is it that we’ve managed to stay together when so many marriages and partnerships fall apart?

Beats the hell outta me.

Remember the first time you kissed someone? Remember that electric feeling all the way down to your toes and back over your scalp? Most people think that spark will be there forever, if you find your true once-upon-a-time soul mate. I’m here to tell you this idea is a fallacy, a myth, and a hoax. Don’t buy into it because it won’t happen. I’m not saying you can’t enjoy kissing (and other fun things) with your significant other, I’m just saying that particular thrill wears off in a hurry.

But there are other things to replace it.

When you are absolutely gross and schlumpy and two days away from your last shower, and your darling still wants to smooch you. When you don’t have to draw straws to clean the litter box, but both of you volunteer. When a fight turns into a discussion, and then turns into laughter once the issue’s been resolved. But the big one is this: when you realize the other person knows everything about you, and still wants to stick around anyway.

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That’s magic. That’s the thrill that will last a lifetime. He or she knows all your secrets, all your bad habits, all your petty still-act-like-a-toddler hot buttons, and yet they still CHOOSE YOU. No matter what. It’s way better than any first kiss, my friends. To know, with certainty, your partner isn’t going anywhere? To know they want to be with you? To know that freedom?

It keeps the flame alive. It’s a blessing from all the pixies and fairies. And it’s truly a Dweam Wiffin a Dweam. (*credit to William Goldman, The Princess Bride)

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Lament for the Letter ‘T’

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Oh, ‘T’ – we hardly knew ye.

You used to be one of the most frequently used letters in our alphabet. And one of my favorite ones, too, since you often were doubled up in a word. I like doubles. Putter. Letter. Setter. Sitter. Butter. Kitten. Nutter. All these words are fun to say, right?

But something happened a few years ago. Something evil* and lazy* and just plain wrong*.

We stopped saying the ‘T’s in the middle of words.

Why did this happen? How could we let this poor letter become a cessation of sound, instead of its rightful behind-the-teeth tongue movement? When did it become okay to stop enunciating your ‘t’s? Back in the olden days, youngsters, we always pronounced our ‘t’s. Always. If we didn’t, some helpful adult would look at us, eyes squinted a bit, and enroll us in some class to overcome our issues and get in touch with the reason we were suppressing our ‘T’s.

Nobody wants that to happen, ever again.

And so, in the spirit of saving our ‘T’s and keeping us out of expensive special classes, please say the following words with me:

It’s ‘kitten’, not ‘ki-en’.

It’s ‘button’, not ‘buh-in’.

It’s ‘Manhattan’, not ‘Manha-in’. (I’m looking at YOU, Weather Channel announcer. Shame on you.)

It’s enough to make this writer go, “Argh!”  (If you have no teeth, you are excused from this exercise. Otherwise, I expect to hear some front-teeth-closed ‘T’ action from everyone I meet. Everyone. No exceptions.) 

Are you with me, six stalwart readers? Are we ready to make a stand for our ‘T’s? Support them? Use them? Make them the important and useful letters they once were?

Totally terrific and terribly topical of all of you.

 

*It’s not really evil or lazy or wrong. Not on a global scale – no. But it does get up my tits and bother me. Yes, I’m decreasing my caffeine, and no, I’m not on any medication. Why do you ask?

The Beach

I have a thing about the ocean, my dear readers. I love it. It’s kind of my happy place. And if I am near an ocean, I must put my toes in it, even if it’s 45 degrees outside, and the water temp is 36 degrees. Rain, shine, fog, snow… I hit the beach, the shoes come off, and it’s toe-freezing time. With a smile.

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We were fortunate last week when we stayed at one of the local beaches – no real rain, just a few spits – and mostly sunny and warm days. For the Oregon coast, it’s a rarity to have such great weather, and we took advantage of it every day.

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We shopped at all the kitschy stores, went to the requisite candy-making emporium and bought enough sugar to fuel an entire elementary school, walked through the art galleries like we could afford to be picky.

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We (or rather, the sprogs) created the ultimate campsite/firepit to watch the sunset, including relocating a stump to create a bar. They even used the level app on the iPhone, so our beers wouldn’t tip over. Commitment to quality, people. It’s what we’re all about.

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And it was so worth it. Every grain of sand still in my hair, every stepped on rock/stick/pointy shell, every bug that crawled on me….

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I’m counting the days until we can go back. I love the beach.