Flotsam

 – Oldest son says this is his favorite rap line ever (he says it’s Jay-Z): “Can’t wear skinny jeans ’cause my nards don’t fit.” Beyonce? Any thoughts?

 – It’s very disconcerting to be in the bathroom and have a large cat jump out of your tub while you are, umm, occupado. Just sayin’, is all.

 – The amount of toast that you crave is inversely proportional to the amount of toast you are able to eat.

 – Starbucks iced coffee is pretty good and only $1.95. But they don’t have decaf. Family – you have been warned.

 – I did not win the lottery. There’s obviously something wrong with the universe.

 – Happy Almost Birthday to my brother Peter and my good friend Carol! Must shop for cards…

That’s it from the office. Gotta go look busy.

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