Application for Extension of Deadline

It’s December the 17th.

It’s foggy and cold.

May I please have an extension for Christmas?

Why, you ask?

Uhh, the dog ate my list? It’s too crazy to shop? I haven’t thought of the perfect gift for every person on my list? I don’t get time off? The cats are hissing and spitting (Wilbur) while they chase each other (Kevin)? There’s a light out on our tree? The bathroom needs to be cleaned? I haven’t been able to take a picture for our Christmas cards?

Or maybe because when I look in the mirror, this is what I see. (Except for the dog paw. That would just be weird.)

Please let me know as soon as possible. I’ll wait.

With apathy,

Julie

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